Email of the Week: Light Bulbs

Please note:  All emails of the week are real, though identifying details have been changed.  They are not, however, current.  Nor are they all mine.  But they are, indeed, funny as hell.

Dear Teacher,

I appreciate the quick response. It has been a tough year for Dwight but

I have seen him turn the corner. The light bulb, though not bright,

is not as dim as it once was. 

Sincerely,

Parent